Thursday, August 7, 2008

Jesus Sues Kid Rock for Latest Chart Topper




This week, Kid Rock, self-proclaimed bad ass, will be spending his 43rd week in the top five of the billboard charts with his latest album of crotch grabbing new age strip club anthems “Rock and Roll Jesus”. Attorneys for Jesus H. Christ announced yesterday that they will file a lawsuit for the use of Jesus’ name in the album title and in lyrics, citing defamation of character, and a general disgust for Kid Rock. This is not the first time Kid has been sued by a religious entity; he was also sued by the Devil in 2001 for the single “Devil without a cause”, which resulted in massive damage to Lucifer’s carefully crafted persona. Mr. Rock was unavailable for comment.

Also in the top five this week: Sugaland, Jeezy, Lil’ Wayne, and Miley Cyrus, which brings us to today’s discussion question; Has America Lost its God Damn Mind?




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