Writer's Block Ends In Agreement

It’s been awhile gang, well over a month. I am excited to announce that the writer’s block has come to an end, as an agreement was made yesterday morning. After in depth dialogues between my left and right brain lobes, the writer’s strike has come to a halt. Both sides were content with the agreement and the left lobe in a recent interview in the penthouse forum said “he was looking forward to working with the right lobe again.” At press time it is too soon to tell if the working relationship between right and left has been damaged in any way. Experts estimate the internal writer’s strike of Brandon Reichard’s brain to have caused nearly $0 in damage to Hollywood and the entertainment industry. Although according to the World Health Organization, detailed statistics reports indicate as many as 68,600 people were likely murdered worldwide during the course of the writer’s block. Whether the strike is directly related to any of these murder’s is still “under investigation” said Commissioner Gordon in yesterday’s press conference. []